{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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